Noodlewump

Special Features

Noodlewumps are boneless blobs with thirty-two flexible, noodle-like limbs. Their faces always seem to smile, and they’re usually covered in pasta sauce stains.

Habitat

They live in kitchens, pantries, and hidden spaghetti forests, where pasta grows on trees.

What It Eats

Noodlewumps feast exclusively on pasta, especially linguine sculptures and ravioli mosaics.

How It Moves

They wiggle, flop, and slink across floors like spilled spaghetti. When excited, they roll themselves up and bounce.

Fun Facts