Temperate and earthy, with occasional spice showers and gusts of garlic wind. The skies are mostly clear, but it occasionally drizzles vinaigrette, especially during salad season.

Rolling farmlands, crinkle-cut ridges, and the Grand Dressing Ditch define the landscape. The Eiffel Turnip itself reaches into the clouds, surrounded by herb gardens, cheese cube meadows, and hot-pepper hills.

Snackalope – A grazing creature whose antlers grow produce like cherry tomatoes or popcorn. It’s considered both a pet and a farmer.

Chewdini – A mischievous, disappearing rodent that leaves behind only the smell of melted cheese wherever it vanishes.

Citizens live in root cellars and practice competitive gardening. Weekly “Food Fight Fiestas” are held in the main plaza, and chefs are considered national heroes. Every home comes with a spice rack wall and an emergency cheese fountain.