Blorptavia

This oddball island nation thrives on silliness, sock puppetry, and celebratory nonsense. In Blorptavia, rules are rewritten daily depending on the ruling Blorpkin.

Climate

The climate in Blorptavia is unpredictable. One hour it's snowing marshmallows, the next it’s raining spaghetti. No one minds.

Landforms

Blorptavia features wiggly hills, bouncing meadows, and inflata-volcanoes. The capital, Goobopolis, floats slightly above ground level.

Animals

Skibbercat – A feline that honks when surprised and wears sunglasses year-round.

Blooperoo – A blue kangaroo that leaps in spirals and plays the kazoo when happy.

Life In the Jungle

Residents invent new languages weekly and vote via kazoo concerts. Socks are official documents, and bedtime stories must be performed as shadow puppet operas.